there is no such thing as purple urine
i wanna find a way to pee purple now
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
"Don’t cite Wikipedia, cite Wikipedia sources" so hilariously true.and also is no one going to point out that his staff is a google staff?
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
a public service announcement
wow i’ve never seen someone so passionate about what the primary colors are
i want to go back to grade 7 visual art class and slap my fuckin teacher because HE IS THE REASON ALL OF MY PAINT COLOURS CAME OUT LIKE SHIT FOR TELLING ME TO USE RED BLUE YELLOW
CLOTHING LIFE HACKS
My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot.
Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.